EMBARRASSING: First, we got our list of classes then we were to go along the hall getting our textbooks. So, I walk over to the first table which has two volunteers to pick up my Chemistry book. The guy handed me the textbook while the other stuck her hand out, which I thought was a gesture to shake my hand. Retardedly, I brought up my hand to shake her hand, then she goes "oh no, I need to see your schedule [volunteers laugh]." Thing is, all the other girls giving textbooks looked just like her, where as she'll remember me because of my cool mullet. :]
Bonus (may contain slight *ehem): I also went to get my physical in the morning. If you don't know the story from last year, basically the doctor told me to make sure I use protection AS he was checking my *ehem.
So, this year he comes in and asks the usual questions while he looks at my eyes and stuff. Then when the doctor is checking my ears, the "are you sexually active" question drops. I say no then he goes "well, make sure you use protection when you start." At least it wasn't while he was telling me to cough and touching my *ehem.
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